Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams

Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams passed away on August 11, 2014, but his legacy will go on forever. An Academy Award winner, his comedy brought comfort to so many people over the years. To remember him, take a look at some of his most unforgettable quotes.

If you have watched the evolution of this great comedian since his Mork and Mindy days, you would recollect that Williams was full of energy and life. Robin Williams had the unusual charm of an innocent kid, while still looking older than his co-stars. His humor and impish charm was infectious, winning the hearts of millions of kids worldwide. Robin Williams' character, as a boy suffering from progeria, in the movie Jack is endearing, and heartbreaking at the same time. He appeals to the child within you, making you fall in love with childhood.

Who can forget the unforgettable Mrs. Doubtfire? Or for that matter Bicentennial Man? When Robin Williams donned the greasepaint, he did it with a purpose. He got into the flesh of the character and enacted the role consummately. Here are some Robin Williams quotes that give a glimpse into the workings of the witty mind of this brilliant stand up comedian and gifted actor.

• We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
• Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
• Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall rat!
• Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
• What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
• In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say, "Stop, or I'll say stop again."
• (Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress)
  I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, "Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
• I like my wine like my women… ready to pass out.
• Ah! So many pedestrians… so little time.
• When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?"
• I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.
• Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning "to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
• People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
• Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
• The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"
• Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
• The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
• You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) "It's the same sex all the time."

 Source : http://quotations.about.com/od/standupcomedians/a/robinwilliams.htm